Perfect for your late-into-the-night discussions about the meaning of life, truth, the universe, and what it must be like to be a bat: Choco-Leibniz Philosophy Biscuits. Individually wrapped Monads of irresistible buttercake covered in smooth all-embracing milk chocolate make for an impossible combination of pre-established harmony in your mouth. Impossible to explain, they will delight and confound you for hours.
And if they only serve to whet your intellectual appetite, why not try some of the other challenging and stimulating confectioneries in our famous Philosophy Biscuit range. Choose from our

Vienna Circle Fingers: A Positive Delight!
Friedrich Nietzsche’s Crackers: Just Super, Man! And Perfect for the Twilight.
Fruit Pascals: We wager you’ll believe there is a God!
Cheese Spinozas: How can one Substance have so many flavours? Could it be God? Or Nature?
Russell’s Viscounts: The Conquest of Happiness . . . in biscuit form!
Husserl’s Swirls: You’ll constantly be taking them out of your pocket!
Diogenes’ Biscuit Barrel: Our cynical assortment of Jammie Dodgers and Indigestives. Guaranteed not to make an honest man of you.
Plato’s Elite Collection: Don’t just contemplate the Form of the Good. Eat it!
Socrates’ Ginger Nuts: I Might Not Know Much, But I Know My Ginger Nuts!
and of course, no-one can resist the king of biscuits, our world-famous
Chocolate Hobbes-Nobbes: Nasty, Brutish, and Shortbread.
Buy them now. Don’t even think about it!!

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